Hi guys,

It's time to get back to the school of life.

As we know, global warming is on the decline (not!!).

Question: What are you going to do with your parents now that they are old and not able to facilitate you any further?

a. KILL THEM

b. BORROW MONEY FROM THEM

c. ASK THEM FOR MONEY

d. KILL THEM

e. PUT THEM IN A RETIREMENT HOME

f. KILL THEM

g. HARASS THEM

h. TELL THEM U LOVE THEM

i. WRITE THEM A LETTER SAYING "THANKS"

j. SEND THEM AN EMAIL

k. GIVE THEM AN AWARD

l. KILL THEM

m. PAY THEM BACK

n. OFFER THEM SEXUAL FAVOURS IN RETURN FOR UR CHILD ABUSE

o. SUE THEM

p. COMMIT SUICIDE

q. COMMIT ARSON

r. TELL THEM U WILL BE HOME TO SERVE UR COUNTRY WITH HONOR AND INTEGRITY

s. START A WAR SO U DONT HAVE TO GO HOME

t. GET A REAL JOB PAYING OVER 5OOK AND PRETENDING U DONT KNOW WHERE KIRIBATI IS LIKE MOST PPL IN THE WORLD

u. SIT ON UR COMPUTER AND PLAY MIND GAMES WITH PPL

v. ELOPE WITH SOMEONE RICH AND TRANSFER UR PARENTS TO ANTARCTICA

w. GO WITH THE FLOW

y. BUILD THEM A HOUSE WHILE U RENT

z. WAIT FOR ANOTHER SIBLING TO MAKE A DECISION

Please note that your parents may be psychic.

Please be realistic and explain all your answers in detail.

Please note that I went to school with Teima Onorio and she may receive your responses.

Please remember how we have been raised and taught - not just by our parents, teachers, religious leaders - but also by our government which has funded, sponsored and facilitated our education.

Please note that we all have appreciation for natural talent and flair and the most exceptional form of answers to this age old question - could earn a nobel peace prize. especially if we start our own war on terrors.

As we have been set free not only by our parents, but by our country - are we still working for not just our families but our governments too? OR are we serving ourselves.

I ask u to be very careful as u chose ur answers to this question - I am very sneaky. U will be responsible for everything u say. AS I WILL PUBLISH EVERYTHING.

Te Mauri, Te Raoi ao Te Tabemoa.

It is time for our country to be recognised on a global scale. I hope u go forth and serve your ancestors and your future generations.

Never forget - someone is always watching u. I hope ur parents will always be proud to call u their SONS & DAUGHTERS.

I wish for Kiribati to always welcome us home with open arms and beautiful smiles.

May the Good Lord bless and keep u.

Signing out,
Reese Masita