Remember ss bm having him call her boyfriend daddy?. Well guess what? Once again breaking up and she is moving out. Now she says that hubby was right and she should have NEVER had ss do that. GESHHH you think? Hubby told her... If you get back with him later.. and think that he will be calling him daddy again. You got another thing coming. He told her he was not having it. THANK YOU KARMA!! whoo hoo. now DH can be the Daddy he wants to be!!
Ok now something on the light side:
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult,
four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give
him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse, he mumbles, from behind the mask. Are my testicles black?
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet.
He struggles to ask again, Nurse, are my testicles black?
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back
the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his
testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says,
There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely...... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
Fourth of July was great!.. I mean.. how could it not be.. look at these faces!!!