Jaghshmash... My name Borat! I is a reporter from Kazakhstan... I is son of Asimbala Sagdiyev and Boltok the rapist. I has a wife, Oksana, who is also daughter of Boltok the rapist and is now dead... No problems! She was a boring. I has a sister, Natalya, who is top 4 prositute all over Kazakhstan! It's nice. I has also a brother, Bilo, who mentally retarded and live in a cage. He have a small head but a very strong arms. I is the father of Bilak, Biram (son of Natalya) and, my favourite, Hooeylewis. I like very very sex and I had Syphilis 15 times. What can I say? Womens love a Borat. I has the tightest anus of my village and one of the biggest Schrums. It's nice!
Interests
My hobbies: Ping-Pong, Disco Dance, make friends, shoot dog, sunbathing and take pictures of womens using the toilets.
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