Oye Manolo, ¿me prestas tu shampoo?
Pero, ¿tú no tienes el tuyo?
Sí, pero el mío dice para cabellos secos, y el mío está mojado.

¿Qué es blanco y negro, blanco y negro, blanco y negro?
Un pinguino rodando por una montaña.


LA BELLEZA
Llega el borracho a la casa, toca la puerta duro y dice: Mija!! abra la puerta que traigo flores para la belleza!!
La mujer abre la puerta y pregunta: ¿Dónde están las flores?
Y el contesta: ¿Dónde está la belleza?

¿Cuál es el animal que da más vueltas después de muerto?
El pollo asado.
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Love thy neighbor all through the day... but first make sure her husband's away!

Boy: Do you like parties?
Girl: Yes, why?
Boy: Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken

Q: What is the difference between and Virgin and a washing machine?
A: The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!

There are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties.

One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour.

So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up.

One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. "Eeew!, What was your cave like" asked the other ant.

"It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky" replied the ant. "So how was your cave ?".

"Well" he said, "It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me."