About me??...Well, I'm one bad mutha-fucka, and that's being modest! Seriously, I take people out NINJA STYLE! Think: a white Bruce Lee...but BADDER! Sometimes, a single glance from my infamous "glare of DOOOOOOOMMMMM", can be lethal (hold for dramatic effect........). That's BAAAD shit, huh? My stare also serves as a hypnotic seductive inducer, so when I unleash "Blue Steel", to quote a funnier man: "It's Glorious!" Once, it backfired on me, however. An Iguana and an Armadillo had their way with me. It was fucked up, but kinda hot too! All that oil.... And I know this may come as a shock, but I am also a trained CIA assasin. So there is that.(Hold for awkward pause.....crickets chirping.........tumbleweed...) Moving on, then. For real? I'm from Nebraska, and I have great ambition and integrity. I'm out to change the world, and God help you if you get in my way, 'cos I'll probably have to politely ask you to step aside...or just walk right through you. If the world happens to be too self-righteous to change, at least I know I can kick it in the balls and call it a bitch...you know-just to stir things up a bit. And, no, but thank you, I am not only the winner of the "International Sexiest Man Ever To Exist In The Universe Emperor Of Everything" contest(What a title, huh?), but am also revered as a modern day, Renaissance man. From acting, to modeling(Hard, tedious work), to writing(And judging by my site, I do not stand a chance), to my wondrous singing talents...okay...a complete and utter fabrication. It is a known fact that when I open my mouth to sing, angels errupt in flames. It was a dark day, when I discovered that tad bit of trivia...so, I'll give you THAT, as well! I cannot possibly see myself pursuing anything other than the whole Hollywood lifestyle. And if modeling gets my foot in the door, then so be it. The business may have it's bullshit, but all that aside, it's just that:BUSINESS! I love the movie business and all it has to offer. So, here I am....BROKE! Just kidding, ladies! I sold a kidney for $25,000 last week...so I am okay, okay? (As if you couldn't tell, I have a strange sense of humor, and am more often than not, completely full of the word my Mother beat me for saying once.) When I'm not Surfing, which is usually on a daily basis...or when I can get up, I spend my time watching UFC and Pride Fighting, Skateboarding recklessly down mammoth amounts of pavement at 125 miles per hour without a helmet or any kind of padding (No Joke!), stealing candy from innocent children with sad, bloodshot, saucer eyes, Hiking, all manner and styles of the Martial Arts...just doing what I can for my fellow man by giving him a quarter outside the local 7-11. Oh. And I people watch. People do the strangest things-weirdo's! I also study History, Philosophy, Mythology, Quantum Mechanics and Physics (no, I'm NOT kidding-go ahead..ASK me!), or, basically anything new and exciting. I am a great guy-very simple, full of joy. So if you'd like to get to know me, write and say "Hello", and everything will be right with the world. "Aloha" and all my best(applaud if you must)!



THE ROAD NOT TAKEN Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. --Robert Frost ---This is one of my favorite poems, one I realte to very much in my starnge existence. Hope you enjoy it as well. --------- Remember how long you have procrastinated, and how consistantly you have failed to put to use your suspended sentence from the gods. It is about time you realized the nature of the universe, of which you are a part, and the power that rules it, to which you owe your existence. Your days are numbered, use them wisely to throw open the window of your soul to the sun, if not the sun will soon set, and you with it. --Marcus Aurelius

These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will in this crisis shrink from the service of their country. But he who stands up now deserves the love and thanks of its men and women. Tryany like hell, is not easilt conquered. Yet we have a consalation with us that the harder the conflict the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain to cheap we esteem to lightly. It is dearness only, that gives everything its value. --Thomas Paine