I'm a computer programmer & web designer. I work as an engraver at my family's business. I unfortunately attend South Suburban Community College, but i plan to leave in 2008, and transfer UIC's Engineering program for Computer Science. I've been called a weird, amongst other things, but I provide excellent entertainment for an evening.

Web Design & Computer Programming, Women, TV, Food, hockey, comedy, hanging out with my friends, and having a good time of course.

Linkin Park, DMX,Grits, Trik Turner, Dr. Dre, Grand Funk Railroad, Rob Dougan, Nelly, Regina Spektor, TI, Offspring, The Darkness, Fort Minor, and Jay-Z.

The Matrix trilogy, Eurotrip, Domino, Thank You For Smoking, Running Scared, Lord of War, Clerks 2, V for Vendetta, Stranger Than Fiction, Serenity, The Replacements, Dogma, and The Fast and The Furious Trilogy.

Comedy Central Presents, Future Weapons, Lost, Best Week Ever, Colbert Report, and The Daily Show.

I don't read a lot. The few I've read that weren't terrible,
Sinners in The Hands Of An Angry God, The Giver, A Modest Proposal, and Any Programming Reference books.

"Dog goes Moooooooo"
"Panda goes I'M ENDANGERED"
-Me

"Hey how'd you do on that last test?
-I got a 100...
What the hell, how'd you get a 100?
-I didn't take it, you get to skip one. so i got 100...hehehehehe"
- Stoner with No Name v. Carlos

A Lot of Death Metal bands have intense names like Rigor Mortis or Mortuary or Obituary. We weren't that intense. We just went with "Injured." And later we changed it to "Acappella"... as we were walkin' out of the pawn shop.
- Mitch Hedberg

Brace yourself fool!
O Shit, it's Wayne Brady!
- Wayne Brady Skit: Chappelle Show