jen. jen sux0rz. the end. okay, i feel as if that lacked passion, so here goes a long one. i met jen when i started out at swiss chalet, 3 years ago i believe. she thought i was a balla balla balls r us, and i thought she was a hoe. just kidding! yeah, we hit it off pretty quickly cause we're both sarcastic and retarded like that, might i remind you "yeah, my middle name is pledge!". little did i know, our families went on an excursion together in some religious sanctuary up north. she was the weird kid who bought magazines and flowers, and i was the other weird naughty kid who ate kfc during good friday and blasted britney spears in our minivan. so really, i've known her for 6 years, yeah!!! my dad loves her more than me, it's kinda sad. hmm if i could describe her, it'd be blunt funny, eccentric, random and chillin' (a nicer term for "lazy", but who isnt?!) she's in love with the bandits, so don't mess with her bandits. despite her oddity, she's really nice if you get to know her.. just don't piss her off. i have before, but she didn't get violent, we just ended up not talking for like an hour at work, the longest one yet hahaha. okay yeah, i'm done. bye!

-sister urna with no eyebrows

ps. oh yeah! our inside jokes kick ass kthx! chaddie'd!
pss. i'm glad my loins can bring people THAT much closer

umm ya what she said lol

what?? no testimonials??? how??? jen is the fuckin shit!! she's adorable and she can make anyone smile...she is one of the reasons i stayed at swiss chalet for so freakin long...and look at this picture...she's EATING at work...is that the wonderful caesar salad jen...the one we'd top with extra cheese and extra croutons and extra dressing...mmmmmm :) and now i hear that my j-bud has a little love interest...i can't wait to meet him! Anna hooked it up eh....that anna...always so sneaky...i keep meaning to eat there when i'm at sauga...but i'm preggers...so i'm lazy...but if you make my salad jen....I'M THERE!!

SO-ENS CREW!! [my lola hooked me up with like 3 packages!!]