Kelly

What I'm looking for? Well, I'm looking for a woman that won't walk in front or behind Me, rather, a woman who will sit on My shoulders to help Me navigate large crowds. I am not a knight in shining armor, but I do have a tin foil hat that keeps the CIA from using their thought beams on Me. My friends say i am funny, sensitive caring and terribly handsome. To be fair i must confess my friends are either insane, stupid or tend toward the sarcastic. Take their words about me accordingly.I am not looking for the perfect woman, since no one is perfect. There are however perfect strangers, therefore through transient properties, I am looking for a strange woman. The stranger the better as far as I am concerned. I am not looking for a woman I can live with, rather a woman I can't live without. By this I mean a compatible organ donor(just in case) If you are interested, I suggest you contact your therapist and get back to Me as soon as you can! Just in case you Were wondering, i don't see the glass as half full or half empty. I feel i have twice as much glass as i need. If this makes any sense to you, god bless you and give me a shout