True Guyanese Only a true Guyanese will understand what we're talking about here. We are a special kind of people ... we are Guyanese to de bone. Enjoy! A toast to all Guyanese. You are Guyanese when: 1. De back of ya remote got scotch tape. 2. Ya know bout pluggin' out ya TV to turn it off. 3. Ya know bout keepin' rain water fo drink. 4. Shopping bags from de grocery store is also garbage bags. 5. Uncle George and Aunty Pam and half de other people ya call uncle and aunt are not really related to you! 6. Space in de living room is unacceptable and must be occupied by something you don't actually need. 7. You know what a plate clat and floor clat is. 8. You recycle oil. 9. It's cool to have fairy lights all year long. 10. Bun bun is food. 11. A ole bicycle tire is a toy. 12. De dishwasher is also known as ur lil sister or lil brother. 13. Powder milk and sugar is a snack. 14. Your Grandma call a wife beater a singlit. 15. Jumping up and down could give you narra. 16. A mistress is known as a "sweetwoman." 17. A blackout is normal. 18. Bugs are bugs; a ca-ca-roach is something totally different. 19. Ghosts are known as Jumbies and Bacoos. 20. All footwear is known as boots. 21. You get a cold, you drink bush tea. 22. All barrels from farrin includes Cadbury chocolate...with almond. 23. You know bout brushin ya teeth with salt and water. 24. You straighten ya hair, not perm it! 25. A frog is called a Cropo; and throwin' salt pun it back will kill it 26. Christmas means pepperpot and sorrel, not eggnog! 27. A bottle is called a "bokkle" and it's cap is a "cark" and they come in cases, not six packs. 28. Soda, juice and anything other than water is "drink." 29. Dog food is always leftovers. 30. Deodorant is roll-on.! 31. You've used your towel as a shower cap
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