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A minha family, as minhas putz e o meu pikeno

El canto del loko, Linking Park, Nofx, Sistem of a down (caca en el calzón) Buracaaaa (ne juju) Reggaeton, Salsa, Merengue, Foo Fighters, The Offspring.

Cancion favorita: Foto en blanco y negro y akellos años lokos ECDL, Liza and Louise NoFX


Liza´s had enough of men, she said she wont get burned again, she said they don´t know how to fuck, her last boyfriende the smuck share with her a nice desease, to keep her passive on her knees, till one day she took his car and drove into the city......

Liza had putted down a few, when she met this girl named Lou, who convinced her to go home whit her, she said my name is Louise, now will you take your clothes of please, I wanna take you to the moon and back, so get on your back...

With a flick of the tounge she made her scream, she made her dance, she made her laught, she was happy for the fist time and you know she wanted more....

Now with her legs spread wider she needed to have Louise inside her, she said I´ll never forget the first time you kissed me, now I whant you to feast me, Louise didn´t need a second invitation, she knew just what to do, yeah she knew just what to do...

With a flick of the tounge she made her scream, she made her dance, she made her laught, she was happy for the fist time and you know she wanted more.... YOU KNOW SHE WANTED MOREEEEE!

Tarada por cinema? eu? nao!....os clássicos Disney,resident evil, braveheart,die hard,Star Wars (akele momento unico de "luke,I´m your father" ficara na historia) Ben hur,gone by the wind,Grease(os clasicos tb sao bons as vezes)Amores perros,Mr. Bond of course(particularmente casino royal)Iron man,Noa´s Diary,Transformers,I'm Legend,Alien,Terminator 1,2 e 3,Batman... puff tantas :P

Os tres melhores desenhos animados da historia: Simpsons, American dad e Family Guy, alem das milhoes de series de televisao k tds nos adoramos da fox e axn (sim sim gossip girls a destacar)

A saga das ilhas brilhantes, a trilogia de sevenwaters, as cronicas de bridei,(basicamente tds os livros de Julliet Marilier) harry potter y el se�or de los anillos (n podian faltar) y El embrujo de Shangai de Juan Marsé y tds los libros k rafita nos mando leer ademas de este incluyendo el misterio de la cripta embrujada y la verdad sobre el caso sabolta.

tipo....
puff! fez-se xocapic!
nao m das um bjinhu??
te konozco de gingeira!
vamos fazer experimentos
carpe diem
betty e kitty
(tudo sem tradutor se nao nao tem piada)