Ramon, Rammi, Rammikins, Rammikinilindomakarina... You decide. I have too many nicknames to count.

Proud 90s Pop Music Lover and Vocab Expert, Rocketeer, Batman Cupcake Girl, Smartie Muncher, Popsicle Eater, Clog Thrower, Consumer Whore, LLROK Addict/Legwarmer Wearer, Rathergooder/Member of the Soupy Legion, Bastard Fairy, Invi Doll Creator, Terry Wogan Wannabe, Unofficial Eurovision Commentator, and many more...

Toblerone is my luff. Ditto NaNoWriMo, ScriptFrenzy, and 90s pop music. <3 Sarcastic humour is my thing. I also have a very dirty mind. I can make even the most innocent of sentences sound wrong, with one "EW!" Mostly I just leave it up to your imagination (no, not in that way).
I write too much and drink too many Innocent smoothies, etc. Pleased to meet you.

Teh interwebz, webdesign, knitting, writing crap novels/scripts, etc.

Liz Phair, Imogen Heap, Alanis Morissette, Amber Rubarth, The Bastard Fairies, The Corrs, Frou Frou, I Am Jen, Terra Naomi, Leigh Nash, Regina Spektor, 7 Seconds Of Love, Lisa Loeb, Patrick Wolf, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Kate Nash, Liam Gerner, Spice Girls, Texas, P!nk, bim, S Club 7, Wallis Bird, Sandi Thom, Dawn Landes, Snow Patrol, Boyzone, Garbage, Shed Seven, The Paper Raincoat, The Fratellis, Natalie Imbruglia, Sixpence None the Richer, The Fray, Everclear, My Chemical Romance, Plumb, Valentina Mitzkat, New Radicals, The Killers, The Ting Tings, Goldfrapp, Princess Hours, Alice Peacock, John Barrowman, Aimee Mann, Natasha Bedingfield, Nerina Pallot, Minnie Driver, Andrea Corr

All Of Me, Cherish, Forrest Gump, In America, The Princess Bride, While You Were Sleeping

30 Rock, CSI, Desperate Housewives, Ghost Whisperer, Grey's Anatomy, House, Miss Match, NCIS, Pulling, Scrubs, Waterloo Road

NaNoWriMo novels, predictable chick-lit, murder mysteries, humorous books

"It wouldn't be a Lemon party without 'Old Dick'" - Dick Lemon, 30 Rock.

"Onlooker Eric Braun, who lives in the area, said: 'The back of the Hawley Arms...is well on fire.'" - BBC News.

"Note: Your credentials will be sent to our secure server." - IMDb.com.

Me: Can I buy the fake dog, please?
Imogen Heap: For how much? You'd have to ask the hire company.
Me: Like, 1p?
Imogen Heap: I think he's worth a bit more than that, don't you?
Me: But he's homeless!
Imogen Heap: No, he's not. He's right here with us.
Me: B-b-b-but...

"Festkuk is partycock. Festekuk would be a cock for partying, or a cock that likes partying. Basically, any Hollywood star." - Invi.

My DP was "Invi's DP is currently under my penis". It originally said "Invi's DP is currently under construction".
Me: 'Your penis' wouldn't fit.
Invi: Are you saying my penis wouldn't fit?
Me: There's no room for it here.

"You have reached a link that is no longer in service. That means the link was very naughty, and, much like head lice, had to be eliminated before it spread.
If you really did want to check out some spam, viruses, or phishing pages, we're really sorry to have interrupted. We're sure you can find it elsewhere. There's plenty on the Internet." - MySpace.com.

Joel Veitch: What have you done to my ham? What have you done to my ham? It was a lovely piece of ham but now it smells as if you've urinated on my ham.
Alex Veitch: I'm sorry that I pissed on your ham, I'm sorry that I pissed on your ham. I needed a piss so I broke into your house and I urinated on your ham.
- What Have You Done To My Ham?, Rathergood.com

"There's nothing in the world greater than true love,except a nice MLT--mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, when the mutton is nice and lean and the lettuce is crispy..." - Mad Max, The Princess Bride.

"Mature Content: This content is for a mature audience and may contain adult language, situations and Tony's backside." - Starz.com.

"Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is being protected by four ex-SAS soldiers after receiving a death threat. The evil Lord Voldemort has been officially ruled out as a suspect." - TNT magazine.